Qonzilqointec, Dracul Van Helsing And Moritaka Hayasawa
Dracul Van Helsing sat at a table in the Le Ronde Restaurant a rotating restaurant that was at the top of the tower of the Chateau Lacombe Crown Plaza Hotel in Edmonton.
He had received an invitation to dine there from some mysterious person who did not want to leave their name.
He sat looking out the restaurant window overseeing the North Saskatchewan River Valley when suddenly the elevator door opened.
A very beautiful woman wearing a long rose floral evening dress and white stiletto spiked high-heeled shoes got off the elevator.
It was the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec.
The last time Dracul had met Qonzilqointec, they had made out in a cheap Mexican cantina.
Qonzilqointec had spiked his tequila with a drug and the next thing Dracul knew was that the beautiful vampire princess was ripping his heart out (quite literally!).
She was using a knife to do it in an Aztec ritual human sacrifice ceremony to the Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl.
Fortunately the Egyptian goddess-vampiress Isis, the Greek goddess-vampiress Athena and the Hindu goddess-vampiress Sati arrived in the nick of time along with Japan's top heart surgeon to put Dracul's still beating heart back in his chest and restore the Canadian vampire hunter to life.
"I thought I'd buy you dinner to make up for what happened the last time we met," Qonzilqointec extended her white gloved hand to Dracul and the vampire hunter kissed it.
"You mean when you ripped my heart out of my chest atop an altar on an Aztec sacrificial pyramid?" Dracul pulled out Qonzilqointec's chair and she sat down.
"Yes," she nodded.
"Well, you look radiantly beautiful tonight I must say," Dracul looked at her.
"Thanks," Qonzilqointec blushed as she brushed her hair back with her hand.
Hm. Strange, Dracul thought to himself. Here he was sitting across from a woman who had ripped his heart out in sacrifice to some pagan god and here he was telling her how radiantly beautiful she looked.
What was the term his brother-in-law (his sister's husband) had used to describe him when he had stopped the car in the middle of the road on Christmas Day and told him to drive if he was going to be such an obnoxious back-seat driver sitting in the front passenger seat of the car?
Psycho was the term his brother-in-law had used.
Wonder if there's any truth to that? Dracul thought to himself as he ordered champagne (after all, it was she who was paying for it).
Qonzilqointec ordered the large Greek salad and a glass of milk.
Dracul then ordered the roast beef heart and steak pie to be accompanied by baby potatoes.
No sooner had he finished ordering the roast beef heart and steak pie with the baby potatoes than Princess Qonzilqointec said to him, "You know speaking of babies, I'm pregnant with your child."
* * *
The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set awoke with a start in his sarcophagus coffin in the Antiquities room of his colossal London estate.
For Set had dreamed of a new vampire huntress arising from the Far East- this one from the land of the Rising Sun itself- one who would be a new thorn in his side.
"Good evening, sir," his valet Athelstan arrived carrying a tray of Earl Grey tea, crumpets and strawberry jam.
"Evening boss," Renfield arrived with the latest figures from the floor of the London Stock Exchange delivered instantaneously to his Bluetooth Blueberry mobile phone.
"Morning boss," Amadeus arrived carrying a poster, "this poster I noticed on a lamp post on my afternoon walk. The girl in it looked rather pretty so I took it down."
Amadeus handed the poster to Set:
Speaking tonight at the Athenaeum:
From the Land of the Rising Sun
Japanese Vampire Huntress Moritaka Hayasawa
He had received an invitation to dine there from some mysterious person who did not want to leave their name.
He sat looking out the restaurant window overseeing the North Saskatchewan River Valley when suddenly the elevator door opened.
A very beautiful woman wearing a long rose floral evening dress and white stiletto spiked high-heeled shoes got off the elevator.
It was the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec.
The last time Dracul had met Qonzilqointec, they had made out in a cheap Mexican cantina.
Qonzilqointec had spiked his tequila with a drug and the next thing Dracul knew was that the beautiful vampire princess was ripping his heart out (quite literally!).
She was using a knife to do it in an Aztec ritual human sacrifice ceremony to the Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl.
Fortunately the Egyptian goddess-vampiress Isis, the Greek goddess-vampiress Athena and the Hindu goddess-vampiress Sati arrived in the nick of time along with Japan's top heart surgeon to put Dracul's still beating heart back in his chest and restore the Canadian vampire hunter to life.
"I thought I'd buy you dinner to make up for what happened the last time we met," Qonzilqointec extended her white gloved hand to Dracul and the vampire hunter kissed it.
"You mean when you ripped my heart out of my chest atop an altar on an Aztec sacrificial pyramid?" Dracul pulled out Qonzilqointec's chair and she sat down.
"Yes," she nodded.
"Well, you look radiantly beautiful tonight I must say," Dracul looked at her.
"Thanks," Qonzilqointec blushed as she brushed her hair back with her hand.
Hm. Strange, Dracul thought to himself. Here he was sitting across from a woman who had ripped his heart out in sacrifice to some pagan god and here he was telling her how radiantly beautiful she looked.
What was the term his brother-in-law (his sister's husband) had used to describe him when he had stopped the car in the middle of the road on Christmas Day and told him to drive if he was going to be such an obnoxious back-seat driver sitting in the front passenger seat of the car?
Psycho was the term his brother-in-law had used.
Wonder if there's any truth to that? Dracul thought to himself as he ordered champagne (after all, it was she who was paying for it).
Qonzilqointec ordered the large Greek salad and a glass of milk.
Dracul then ordered the roast beef heart and steak pie to be accompanied by baby potatoes.
No sooner had he finished ordering the roast beef heart and steak pie with the baby potatoes than Princess Qonzilqointec said to him, "You know speaking of babies, I'm pregnant with your child."
* * *
The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set awoke with a start in his sarcophagus coffin in the Antiquities room of his colossal London estate.
For Set had dreamed of a new vampire huntress arising from the Far East- this one from the land of the Rising Sun itself- one who would be a new thorn in his side.
"Good evening, sir," his valet Athelstan arrived carrying a tray of Earl Grey tea, crumpets and strawberry jam.
"Evening boss," Renfield arrived with the latest figures from the floor of the London Stock Exchange delivered instantaneously to his Bluetooth Blueberry mobile phone.
"Morning boss," Amadeus arrived carrying a poster, "this poster I noticed on a lamp post on my afternoon walk. The girl in it looked rather pretty so I took it down."
Amadeus handed the poster to Set:
Speaking tonight at the Athenaeum:
From the Land of the Rising Sun
Japanese Vampire Huntress Moritaka Hayasawa
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