Princess Qonzilqointec In Managua
January 10th, 2007- Managua, Nicaragua- the inauguration of Daniel Ortega as the new President of Nicaragua.
Evening- The inaugural ball.
Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, Bolivian President Evo Morales and Ecuadorian President Rafael Correa are all standing in a circle talking.
Suddenly Bolivia's Morales stops talking and bows as he sees a woman approach.
He recognizes the woman.
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec dressed in the colourful multi-coloured dress of a Nicaraguan peasant woman.
Princess Qonzilqointec smoothed the skirt of her dress and then walked over to the four men.
All four presidents bowed to the royal personage.
"I'm sorry that Fidel was unable to make it this evening," the Princess accepted kisses on her hand from all four men, "but I'm delighted to see all you gentlemen."
"I understand your Highness," Hugo Chavez bowed to her, "that UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has appointed the new Secretary of the UN Secretariat on Climate Change and the Environment on your orders."
"That's right," Princess Qonzilqointec smiled, "his name is Lev Tomi."
"I don't think I recognize that name," Ecuador's President Correa spoke up.
"You wouldn't recognize the name," the vampire princess nodded, "but you would recognize the face for he visited you all last fall."
Princess Qonzilqointec pointed to someone pouring himself a cup of tea from a Russian samovar.
The man turned.
It was Leon Trotsky the Russian Communist that Princess Qonzilqointec turned into a vampire as he lay dying from an ice pick head wound in a Mexico City hospital back in 1940.
* * *
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad addressed his cabinet in Tehran, "Gentlemen, I'm pleased to report that the prophet we Muslims have been waiting for... for generations... will appear this spring... the Imam Mahdi..."
* * *
Dracul Van Helsing was in a hot tub with the Venezuelan born and raised art curator Athena Guerrido. Near his hot tub was his Samsung cell phone.
A light went off informing him of an incoming e-mail.
It was an e-mail from Gregorio Palamas the President of the International Federation of Vampire Hunters.
The e-mail advised him to go to London, England right away.
Gregorio advised that it would be very important for him to meet and talk with Japanese vampire huntress Moritaka Hayasawa.
* * *
The Boeing 767 headed north of Managua.
"So, it's back to Mexico City?" Leon Trotsky (soon to be known to the world as Lev Tomi) smiled at Princess Qonzilqointec.
"I plan to stop off in Washington DC for an evening to see an old friend of mine," the vampire princess smiled back.
"And which old friend would that be?" Lev Tomi asked.
"Donald Rumsfeld," the Princess replied.
"You're a friend of the former US Secretary of Defense?" Lev Tomi's jaw dropped open, "The man who pushed for the US to invade Iraq?".
"I have many friends... or perhaps... I should say... people... in my web," the Aztec vampiress smiled her most seductive smile, "for what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive."
The Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec:
Weaving her way and her web
across the world.
Evening- The inaugural ball.
Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, Bolivian President Evo Morales and Ecuadorian President Rafael Correa are all standing in a circle talking.
Suddenly Bolivia's Morales stops talking and bows as he sees a woman approach.
He recognizes the woman.
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec dressed in the colourful multi-coloured dress of a Nicaraguan peasant woman.
Princess Qonzilqointec smoothed the skirt of her dress and then walked over to the four men.
All four presidents bowed to the royal personage.
"I'm sorry that Fidel was unable to make it this evening," the Princess accepted kisses on her hand from all four men, "but I'm delighted to see all you gentlemen."
"I understand your Highness," Hugo Chavez bowed to her, "that UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has appointed the new Secretary of the UN Secretariat on Climate Change and the Environment on your orders."
"That's right," Princess Qonzilqointec smiled, "his name is Lev Tomi."
"I don't think I recognize that name," Ecuador's President Correa spoke up.
"You wouldn't recognize the name," the vampire princess nodded, "but you would recognize the face for he visited you all last fall."
Princess Qonzilqointec pointed to someone pouring himself a cup of tea from a Russian samovar.
The man turned.
It was Leon Trotsky the Russian Communist that Princess Qonzilqointec turned into a vampire as he lay dying from an ice pick head wound in a Mexico City hospital back in 1940.
* * *
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad addressed his cabinet in Tehran, "Gentlemen, I'm pleased to report that the prophet we Muslims have been waiting for... for generations... will appear this spring... the Imam Mahdi..."
* * *
Dracul Van Helsing was in a hot tub with the Venezuelan born and raised art curator Athena Guerrido. Near his hot tub was his Samsung cell phone.
A light went off informing him of an incoming e-mail.
It was an e-mail from Gregorio Palamas the President of the International Federation of Vampire Hunters.
The e-mail advised him to go to London, England right away.
Gregorio advised that it would be very important for him to meet and talk with Japanese vampire huntress Moritaka Hayasawa.
* * *
The Boeing 767 headed north of Managua.
"So, it's back to Mexico City?" Leon Trotsky (soon to be known to the world as Lev Tomi) smiled at Princess Qonzilqointec.
"I plan to stop off in Washington DC for an evening to see an old friend of mine," the vampire princess smiled back.
"And which old friend would that be?" Lev Tomi asked.
"Donald Rumsfeld," the Princess replied.
"You're a friend of the former US Secretary of Defense?" Lev Tomi's jaw dropped open, "The man who pushed for the US to invade Iraq?".
"I have many friends... or perhaps... I should say... people... in my web," the Aztec vampiress smiled her most seductive smile, "for what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive."
The Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec:
Weaving her way and her web
across the world.
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