Qonzilqointec: Vampire Princess of the Aztecs

Monday, January 15, 2007

Moritaka Hayasawa

Moritaka Hayasawa was getting ready to perform at the Arabian Nights nightclub in west London.

For the beautiful Japanese vampire huntress was also a rising young starlet on the Japanese pop music scene.

Her recent speech to the London chapter of the International Federation of Vampire Hunters at the Athenaeum coincided with her gig at the Arabian Nights nightclub. It was her first time in Britain and she was anxious to make an impression.

As such she was wearing a see-through black lingerie blouse, black leather mini-skirt, black fishnet nylon pantyhouse and black spiked stiletto leather boots.

She had just returned from a weekend trip to Plymouth where she had been spying on the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set who had spent this past weekend at a conference there.

Moritaka was also feeling some relief because while she had been listening to British Prime Minister Tony Blair give a speech on the War On Terror last Friday (a speech at which the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had been present), she had received an e-mail from her idiotic cousin Hari Kari Morwooahataki saying that an earthquake and a tsunami had hit her homeland.

It turned out that the earthquake was undersea- northeast of Hokkaido Island and the tsunami warning was just a precaution.

After hearing that more accurate bit of news from the BBC last Friday night, she had sent an angry e-mail back to her idiotic cousin Hari Kari Morwooahataki saying she was going to hold him down on the ground and pluck out his eyebrows when she returned to Tokyo.

Moritaka felt a sense of power spying on Set.

After all, Set had sent someone to spy on her.

She finally pulled a knife on Set's spy last week.

The spy talked.

His name was Amadeus Emanon which was an unusual name. He said he worked for the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Moritaka after getting the information had let the man go. After all, he was not a vampire. Only his boss was.

That was when she resolved to follow Set to the Tony Blair speech in Plymouth where she had been informed by Gregorio Palamas (the President of the International Federation of Vampire Hunters) that Set would most likely be attending it.

She had first noticed Set's spy Amadeus Emanon the night she had given her speech at the Athenauem to the London Chapter of the International Federation of Vampire Hunters for this Amadeus Emanon had been sitting in the audience. So for that matter had former UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan been sitting in the audience. As well as Lord Tweedsmuir, the British House of Lords' resident foreign policy expert on Russia and China.

Hm. She wondered what Set was up to at this very moment.

* * *

Set was sitting in his arm chair reading the Times of London.

Amadeus was sitting at the piano playing a piece from Vivaldi's The Four Seasons- Winter to be exact.

Renfield was lying back on the sofa eating popcorn and live oysters and playing the hanging/decapitation of Barzan Ibrahim (Saddam Hussein's half-brother and former Chief of Intelligence for Iraq) on TV over and over again by cheerfully hitting the replay button on the remote.

To be continued.

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