Kali Rips Apart Contestants' Bodyguards
The Hindu vampiress Kali attacked the Big Brother house hoping to rip to pieces the 3 female contestants who were taunting contestant and Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty.
She was blocked from trying by the 3 contestants' bodyguards.
So instead she ripped apart the 3 contestants' bodyguards.
The heads of the 3 bodyguards were served on a silver platter to the 3 contestants inside the Big Brother house as a message from the program's sponsors that they were unhappy with the direction being taken.
Each bullying female contestant screamed as she saw what was under the platter.
"Now, this is a program much more to my liking," Renfield quipped as he watched this particular episode.
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The Hindu vampiress Sati spoke to British Chancellor of the Exchequer Gordon Brown as he was visiting India.
Said Sati, "You've no doubt heard of the attack on the Big Brother house by Kali?".
"Yes," said Brown nervously, "I understand legs and arms were flying in every direction."
"Kali goes stir crazy doing things like this," said Sati, "that's why she was always able to cook one mean curry."
* * *
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was visiting Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao.
Said Qonzilqointec, "I understand you're more popular than South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun among the South Korean people in the most recent public opinion polls taken. This can be used to our advantage during the upcoming crisis on the Korean peninsula."
"I agree," said Premier Wen.
"Now what I want to know is," Qonzilqointec leaned towards him, "is what you discussed with Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert on his recent visit to Beijing."
* * *
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was sitting in his office in Tehran when suddenly the figure of a golden serpent bathed in a bright light entered his office.
"Mahmoud," the serpent spoke, "I am the Imam Mahdi. I shall soon be revealing my true self to the world. Do not let this disguise fool you. Mahmoud, I want you to attack the US naval carrier fleet in the Persian Gulf."
To be continued.
She was blocked from trying by the 3 contestants' bodyguards.
So instead she ripped apart the 3 contestants' bodyguards.
The heads of the 3 bodyguards were served on a silver platter to the 3 contestants inside the Big Brother house as a message from the program's sponsors that they were unhappy with the direction being taken.
Each bullying female contestant screamed as she saw what was under the platter.
"Now, this is a program much more to my liking," Renfield quipped as he watched this particular episode.
* * *
The Hindu vampiress Sati spoke to British Chancellor of the Exchequer Gordon Brown as he was visiting India.
Said Sati, "You've no doubt heard of the attack on the Big Brother house by Kali?".
"Yes," said Brown nervously, "I understand legs and arms were flying in every direction."
"Kali goes stir crazy doing things like this," said Sati, "that's why she was always able to cook one mean curry."
* * *
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was visiting Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao.
Said Qonzilqointec, "I understand you're more popular than South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun among the South Korean people in the most recent public opinion polls taken. This can be used to our advantage during the upcoming crisis on the Korean peninsula."
"I agree," said Premier Wen.
"Now what I want to know is," Qonzilqointec leaned towards him, "is what you discussed with Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert on his recent visit to Beijing."
* * *
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was sitting in his office in Tehran when suddenly the figure of a golden serpent bathed in a bright light entered his office.
"Mahmoud," the serpent spoke, "I am the Imam Mahdi. I shall soon be revealing my true self to the world. Do not let this disguise fool you. Mahmoud, I want you to attack the US naval carrier fleet in the Persian Gulf."
To be continued.
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