The World Is Watching Big Brother

Moritaka Hayasawa and Dracul Van Helsing were lying in one another's arms on the couch in Miss Hayasawa's dressing room.

The TV was on and they were watching the British television program Big Brother.

When the program was finished, Moritaka said, "I can't believe the racist taunts her housemates on the show are using against Bollywood India star Shilpa Shetty."

"I can't believe it either," Dracul shook his head, "her housemates should all be given a good spanking."

"You mean like I gave you earlier this evening?" Moritaka brushed his hair back, smiled and kissed him.

"Exactly," Dracul nodded.

"So, are you going to take me out to dinner somewhere?" Moritaka asked.

"All right," Dracul smiled and kissed her.

"But don't take me to one of the London sushi bars," Moritaka requested, "I don't want to come down with radioactive poisoning."

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The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set, Renfield and Amadeus Emanon were in the sitting room of Set's colossal London mansion watching the TV program Big Brother on Set's high-definition TV screen.

When the program finished, Renfield muttered angrily, "There's not enough violence on that show. I'm going to complain to the appropriate telecommunications authority."

Amadeus said, "That Shilpa Shetty is quite a hot looking dish. I hope she wins the contest."

Set bit his long vampiric fingernails thoughtfully, "I know of one vampiress who is going to be quite ticked off with the racist and anti-Indian statements her housemates are making against Shilpa Shetty."

To be continued.




The glamourous and beautiful Bollywood film star Shilpa Shetty:
taunted by her female housemates on the British TV show Big Brother