Cristina Fernandez and the Vampire Paparazzo

This photo of Argentinian President-elect Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner meeting with a Trinidadian politician was taken by the Vampire Paparazzo (the Nazi vampire Herr Balde formerly of the Gestapo)...




Senora Cristina gazes in the direction of the Vampire Paparazzo (Herr Balde formerly of the Gestapo) not knowing that the photographer is a vampire who was sent by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec to stalk the new Presidenta of Argentina...




Senora Presidenta meets with a group of Buenos Aires based Israeli businessmen much to the displeasure of Vampire Paparazzo Herr Balde (formerly of the Gestapo) who chokes on his deli Smoked Meat and Kosher Pickle sandwich while taking the picture...




Upon getting out of a medical clinic where the rye bread, Smoked Meat and kosher pickle were removed from his throat in an emergency operation, the Vampire Paparazzo Herr Balde (formerly of the Gestapo) follows Senora Presidenta as she walks towards a TV station...




The Vampire Paparazzo Herr Balde snaps this photo of Senora Presidenta talking to one of Argentina's leading TV interviewers when he is hit on the head by a TV camera knocked over by Harry Woo's Chinese-Argentinian fourth cousin. Harry Woo's Chinese-Argentinian cousin Juan Woo had just received a phone call on his cell phone mentioning that his cousin Harry Woo had just walked off Larry King Live...



And so going back to his hotel room to place a frozen beef steak on his head, Herr Balde lies down for a few hours. When he gets up again, he stumbles into the lobby and heads towards the outside pool deck totally oblivious to the fact he's facing two dangers:
it's daylight outside and the attractive woman he just snapped a photo of is none other than South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan who's just arrived in Buenos Aires with Dracul Van Helsing...

Hyung Grace Kwan about to deliver a warm greeting to Vampire Paparazzo Herr Balde...