Renfield Looks Ahead
The shape-shifting hamster Renfield was having great fun torturing the Muslim terrorist prisoner.
"I had nothing to do with the assasination of Benazir Bhutto, I swear," the man screamed as Renfield applied electric shock therapy to the man's testicles.
Set Enterprises had been hired as a private consultant to work with Scotland Yard in its investigation of Mrs. Bhutto's death at the request of the Musharraf government.
And Set had sent over his chief of security and espionage Renfield to do the job.
Despite not losing track of the amount of electrical shocks given to the men brought into his office for questioning, Renfield still found time to analyze geopolitical events.
Argentinian President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner still had a good relationship with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez despite the efforts of the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec to throw cold water (and a German Gestapo vampire Herr Balde) onto the political alliance.
Lev Tomi (in mortal life Leon Trotsky) the vampiric head of the UN Secretariat on the Environment and Climate Change was still trotting all over the globe with former US Vice-President Al Gore trying to recruit the world's population into pagan earth mother goddess Gaia worship.
And the golden serpent Maitreya's stooge Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (whom the shapeshifting serpent had brainwashed into thinking that he Maitreya was the Imam Mahdi) was still trying to start a war with the United States.
Meanwhile a joint genetic experiment that Set Enterprises had worked with the Kremlin labs in Russia called the Tsarevich experiment was a failure. The genetically cloned being Tsarevich had died after eating his mentor the vampire Rasputin's borsch soup and sweetgrass perogies.
However Vladimir Putin would still continue to be Prime Minister of Russia after giving up the Presidency this March (after all Putin had already rigged the election to make sure his hand-picked and anointed successor would win) and so Set Enterprises would still have a valuable ally in power in the Kremlin.
All in all things were still looking rosy for the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set and his right-hand shapeshifting hamster Renfield.
Things were not looking rosy for the Muslim terrorist whose testicles were turning blue however.
To be continued.
"I had nothing to do with the assasination of Benazir Bhutto, I swear," the man screamed as Renfield applied electric shock therapy to the man's testicles.
Set Enterprises had been hired as a private consultant to work with Scotland Yard in its investigation of Mrs. Bhutto's death at the request of the Musharraf government.
And Set had sent over his chief of security and espionage Renfield to do the job.
Despite not losing track of the amount of electrical shocks given to the men brought into his office for questioning, Renfield still found time to analyze geopolitical events.
Argentinian President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner still had a good relationship with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez despite the efforts of the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec to throw cold water (and a German Gestapo vampire Herr Balde) onto the political alliance.
Lev Tomi (in mortal life Leon Trotsky) the vampiric head of the UN Secretariat on the Environment and Climate Change was still trotting all over the globe with former US Vice-President Al Gore trying to recruit the world's population into pagan earth mother goddess Gaia worship.
And the golden serpent Maitreya's stooge Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (whom the shapeshifting serpent had brainwashed into thinking that he Maitreya was the Imam Mahdi) was still trying to start a war with the United States.
Meanwhile a joint genetic experiment that Set Enterprises had worked with the Kremlin labs in Russia called the Tsarevich experiment was a failure. The genetically cloned being Tsarevich had died after eating his mentor the vampire Rasputin's borsch soup and sweetgrass perogies.
However Vladimir Putin would still continue to be Prime Minister of Russia after giving up the Presidency this March (after all Putin had already rigged the election to make sure his hand-picked and anointed successor would win) and so Set Enterprises would still have a valuable ally in power in the Kremlin.
All in all things were still looking rosy for the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set and his right-hand shapeshifting hamster Renfield.
Things were not looking rosy for the Muslim terrorist whose testicles were turning blue however.
To be continued.
posted by Christopher @ 1:21 PM
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