Renfield's Torture Wields Results
Renfield's torture of Muslim terrorist prisoners in Pakistan had wielded results.
A 15-year-old boy and a 7-year-old boy had been arrested and charged in the death of Benazir Bhutto.
"A job well done," Renfield thought to himself as he ate a mermaid and salmon salad sandwich.
The mermaid had been caught in the Indian Ocean by a fisherman Renfield had hired to fish specifically for mermaids.
In the background, screams could still be heard coming from the interrogation chamber.
Why stop a good thing just because someone has been arrested? Renfield thought to himself as he downed the last of the mermaid and salmon salad sandwich and washed it down with a pint of Guinness.
"Belch," Renfield expressed himself.
As Renfield looked at the US and world economic news on the business page of the India Times, he could understand why his boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had started to pull out of the stock market and invest in gold this past year.
It was Renfield's understanding that the Aztec vampire Princess Qonzilqointec was doing the same thing as well.
Renfield choked on his Guinness as he thought about the Aztec vampiress Qonzilqointec.
Why was Her Vampiric Highness always being mentioned in pro-Trotskyite and pro-Hugo Chavez sites on the Net?
A biography of Leon Trotsky posted on the Net even mentioned that Princess Qonzilqointec was the one who had turned Leon Trotsky into a vampire.
Why was Qonzilqointec being mentioned all the time and not him Renfield the greatest shape-shifting hamster torturer in all recorded history?
Perhaps now that he had cracked open the Benazir Bhutto case Renfield thought to himself as he cracked open a walnut with his hamster teeth, perhaps his name Renfield would finally be mentioned on the Net.
To be continued.
A 15-year-old boy and a 7-year-old boy had been arrested and charged in the death of Benazir Bhutto.
"A job well done," Renfield thought to himself as he ate a mermaid and salmon salad sandwich.
The mermaid had been caught in the Indian Ocean by a fisherman Renfield had hired to fish specifically for mermaids.
In the background, screams could still be heard coming from the interrogation chamber.
Why stop a good thing just because someone has been arrested? Renfield thought to himself as he downed the last of the mermaid and salmon salad sandwich and washed it down with a pint of Guinness.
"Belch," Renfield expressed himself.
As Renfield looked at the US and world economic news on the business page of the India Times, he could understand why his boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had started to pull out of the stock market and invest in gold this past year.
It was Renfield's understanding that the Aztec vampire Princess Qonzilqointec was doing the same thing as well.
Renfield choked on his Guinness as he thought about the Aztec vampiress Qonzilqointec.
Why was Her Vampiric Highness always being mentioned in pro-Trotskyite and pro-Hugo Chavez sites on the Net?
A biography of Leon Trotsky posted on the Net even mentioned that Princess Qonzilqointec was the one who had turned Leon Trotsky into a vampire.
Why was Qonzilqointec being mentioned all the time and not him Renfield the greatest shape-shifting hamster torturer in all recorded history?
Perhaps now that he had cracked open the Benazir Bhutto case Renfield thought to himself as he cracked open a walnut with his hamster teeth, perhaps his name Renfield would finally be mentioned on the Net.
To be continued.
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