Princess Qonzilqointec and the Antisatellite Weapon
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was sitting in a little black dress, black silk nylons and black spiked stiletto heeled shoes as she flew on a Boeing 767 on her way back to Mexico City from Cebu, the Philippines where the 12th ASEAN Summit had been held.
She had met with Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao while in the Philippines.
She had many interesting points of discussion with the Chinese premier.
But the most important discussion of all involved Chinese antisatellite warfare.
And the test of which Wen had talked about had turned out to be a complete success.
They had successfully destroyed an aging Chinese weather satellite using the new antisatellite weapon.
Qonzilqointec was using two cell phones as she sat and talked on the plane.
One was a camera cell phone. She was shooting images of herself to the cell phone of Dracul Van Helsing knowing that the father of her child would enjoy seeing the pictures of her attire- the dress, the nylons and the stiletto spiked heeled shoes.
She thought she had had the sound turned off on the camera cell phone (but she didn't).
The other cell phone she held to her ear as she talked to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
"Yes Hugo," the vampire princess smiled as she talked, "our Chinese allies now have the capability to destroy satellites within a 500-mile orbit of the Earth. So I suggest you begin your preparations immediately. The Americans won't know what hit them."
* * *
Moritaka Hayasawa had come back from a London shopping trip as Dracul Van Helsing had put his camera cell phone back in his pocket.
She was wearing a little pink skirt, tan nylons and pink spiked stiletto heels.
"Hi Drac," she called to the Canadian vampire hunter.
"Hi Moritaka," Dracul smiled at her.
As Moritaka cheerfully put stuff away, Dracul wondered what Qonzilqointec had meant by the statement "The Americans won't know what hit them." ?
To be continued.
The Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec:
Off the plane and into Destiny
She had met with Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao while in the Philippines.
She had many interesting points of discussion with the Chinese premier.
But the most important discussion of all involved Chinese antisatellite warfare.
And the test of which Wen had talked about had turned out to be a complete success.
They had successfully destroyed an aging Chinese weather satellite using the new antisatellite weapon.
Qonzilqointec was using two cell phones as she sat and talked on the plane.
One was a camera cell phone. She was shooting images of herself to the cell phone of Dracul Van Helsing knowing that the father of her child would enjoy seeing the pictures of her attire- the dress, the nylons and the stiletto spiked heeled shoes.
She thought she had had the sound turned off on the camera cell phone (but she didn't).
The other cell phone she held to her ear as she talked to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
"Yes Hugo," the vampire princess smiled as she talked, "our Chinese allies now have the capability to destroy satellites within a 500-mile orbit of the Earth. So I suggest you begin your preparations immediately. The Americans won't know what hit them."
* * *
Moritaka Hayasawa had come back from a London shopping trip as Dracul Van Helsing had put his camera cell phone back in his pocket.
She was wearing a little pink skirt, tan nylons and pink spiked stiletto heels.
"Hi Drac," she called to the Canadian vampire hunter.
"Hi Moritaka," Dracul smiled at her.
As Moritaka cheerfully put stuff away, Dracul wondered what Qonzilqointec had meant by the statement "The Americans won't know what hit them." ?
To be continued.
The Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec:
Off the plane and into Destiny
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