Barack Obama Talks To Jimmy Carter
"Senator Obama," his aide whispered into the young Illinois Senator's ear, "former US President Jimmy Carter is on the phone. He wants to talk to you."
"Really?" Senator Obama smiled. Was the former US President and noted humanitarian going to endorse him for President like the Kennedy family had?
Senator Obama went into a quiet solitary room and picked up the phone.
"Good evening, Mr. President," Senator Obama said as soon as he had picked up the receiver.
"Good evening, Senator," former President Carter said in his soothing Georgia accent, "I'm phoning you to brief you about certain geopolitical events that are going on across this continent and in the hemisphere of the Americas."
"Geopolitical events?" Senator Obama was surprised by the nature of the call and yet the former President must have confidence in him (Senator Obama) to phone him to discuss geopolitical events.
"Yes," Jimmy Carter cleared his throat, "tell me, have you ever heard of the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec?".
"Well, I've heard rumours that a 400-year-old vampiress who's a Princess of the Aztecs is supposed to be alive and kicking in the world today," Senator Obama noted, "certain Marxists and Trotskyites are talking about her all the time."
"Yes," Carter laughed, "she's become an obsession with Marxists and Trotskyites and pro-Hugo Chavez people."
"Which may explain why Bill and Hillary Rodham Clinton's foreign policy team is so obsessed with the Princess," Obama noted dryly.
"Yes," Carter agreed, "she's formed an axis with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and Bolivian President Evo Morales and Cuban President Fidel Castro to eventually establish a totalitarian dictatorship over all of Latin America."
"I've heard she's the pushing force behind a Draft Al Gore movement in our party," Obama sighed.
"Yes, she's behind Al Gore for the Democrats," Carter spoke with some earnestness, "and she's backing Mitt Romney for the Republicans. Those are her two eggs in the basket of US politics."
"She's backing Mitt Romney for the Republicans," Obama was incredulous, "why?".
"Because Mitt Romney is a Mormon and the Mormon Church believes that Christ and Quetzalcoatl is one and the same individual," Carter explained.
"And why would that lead Qonzilqointec to back Romney?" Obama asked.
"Because the Princess is also a High Priestess of the human sacrifice cannibalistic Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl," Carter answered.
To be continued.
"Really?" Senator Obama smiled. Was the former US President and noted humanitarian going to endorse him for President like the Kennedy family had?
Senator Obama went into a quiet solitary room and picked up the phone.
"Good evening, Mr. President," Senator Obama said as soon as he had picked up the receiver.
"Good evening, Senator," former President Carter said in his soothing Georgia accent, "I'm phoning you to brief you about certain geopolitical events that are going on across this continent and in the hemisphere of the Americas."
"Geopolitical events?" Senator Obama was surprised by the nature of the call and yet the former President must have confidence in him (Senator Obama) to phone him to discuss geopolitical events.
"Yes," Jimmy Carter cleared his throat, "tell me, have you ever heard of the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec?".
"Well, I've heard rumours that a 400-year-old vampiress who's a Princess of the Aztecs is supposed to be alive and kicking in the world today," Senator Obama noted, "certain Marxists and Trotskyites are talking about her all the time."
"Yes," Carter laughed, "she's become an obsession with Marxists and Trotskyites and pro-Hugo Chavez people."
"Which may explain why Bill and Hillary Rodham Clinton's foreign policy team is so obsessed with the Princess," Obama noted dryly.
"Yes," Carter agreed, "she's formed an axis with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and Bolivian President Evo Morales and Cuban President Fidel Castro to eventually establish a totalitarian dictatorship over all of Latin America."
"I've heard she's the pushing force behind a Draft Al Gore movement in our party," Obama sighed.
"Yes, she's behind Al Gore for the Democrats," Carter spoke with some earnestness, "and she's backing Mitt Romney for the Republicans. Those are her two eggs in the basket of US politics."
"She's backing Mitt Romney for the Republicans," Obama was incredulous, "why?".
"Because Mitt Romney is a Mormon and the Mormon Church believes that Christ and Quetzalcoatl is one and the same individual," Carter explained.
"And why would that lead Qonzilqointec to back Romney?" Obama asked.
"Because the Princess is also a High Priestess of the human sacrifice cannibalistic Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl," Carter answered.
To be continued.
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