Daydream Believer And A Screen Movie Queen

Veronica Lake was appearing in Amadeus Emanon's dream

Amadeus awoke feeling very very happy.

He glanced at the computer screen and realized that he had fallen asleep at his keyboard.

He read his email.

It was an email from Renfield saying that he'd be staying in Islamabad for a couple of more days torturing Muslim terrorist prisoners and then he'd be stopping in Tokyo for a dish of fresh live Japanese mermaid at his favourite sushi restaurant and then he'd be flying home taking the polar route over the North Pole to London.

Yawn! Amadeus closed his eyes and dreamed once more of Veronica Lake:



Awake again, he read an email from the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec to his boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set. In it, Qonzilqointec was complaining that in her opinion Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner was too pretty to be President of Argentina.

Amadeus vehemently disagreed. Ever since Senora Kirchner had been elected President of Argentina, Amadeus had started to follow Argentinian politics with interest- something that he had never done before.

Minutes later, he was asleep at the keyboard again. Once more he dreamed of Veronica Lake:



Awake again, he then read an email from the Aztec princess to Set on the subject of the US Presidential election. In it, the royal vampiress expressed her opinion that she thought Hillary Rodham Clinton was too ugly to be President of the United States.

On this issue, Amadeus was in total agreement with the vampiric Princess. He imagined that if Ms. Clinton was elected President, within days of the old bat's inauguration the amount of people viewing the news in America would drop to practically nil. Not to mention the tremendous increase in homosexual orientation among males that would probably result in America.

Amadeus shivered at the image of the Wicked Witch of the East sitting in the Oval Office and instead thought of more pleasant things.

He fell asleep again dreaming that Veronica Lake was on stage singing to him:



Amadeus awoke again momentarily to view an on-line BBC News Story saying that a group of mermaids were plotting the death of his co-employee the shapeshifting hamster Renfield R. Renfield (the R stood for Renfield).

That would be alright, Amadeus thought to himself. He didn't approve of Renfield's habit of eating mermaids. Amadeus thought mermaids were quite pretty- unlike woman candidates for the US Presidency.

Besides if the mermaids knocked off Renfield, that would mean more slices of pizza left over for him (Amadeus) when they ordered take-out delivery in the Set household.

Amadeus fell asleep again and once more dreamed of Veronica Lake:



This time when he awoke he reached for the London Yellow Pages Phone Directory and found the number for Alfredo's where upon he placed an order for Fettucini Alfredo and the Deluxe Mediterranean Pizza.

As he put the phone down, he returned to dreaming of Veronica Lake: