Qonzilqointec Looks At Hybrids
Princess Qonzilqointec was standing there in a tight fitting red evening dress.
Amadeus Emanon could feel an erection coming on.
Renfield could feel a yawn coming on.
He hadn't been getting much sleep lately. The shapeshifting hamster had only just returned from Russia where he had been secretly filming Russian President Vladimir Putin in various porno movie and Kama Sutra positions with his new 20-something girlfriend.
The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was escorting Princess Qonzilqointec around his laboratory where he was showing off the various human-animal hybrid creations that his company Set Enterprises was working on.
The human-animal hybrids were part of a project that Set was working on called Project Chimera.
"This is our cow-woman," Set pointed to the creature that was part cow and part human female.
"She bears a remarkable resemblance to Hillary Rodham Clinton," Qonzilqointec noted.
"Indeed," Set agreed.
"And this is our ape-man," Set pointed to the creature that was part male gorilla and part male human.
"He could pass for the lead guitarist in a Heavy Metal band," Qonzilqointec smiled.
"That's true," Set nodded, "in fact Renfield's been teaching him how to play electric guitar."
"I didn't know you knew how to play electric guitar," Amadeus turned to Renfield.
"I don't," Renfield answered, "but neither do most Heavy Metal guitarists."
"So what are you ultimately working on?" Qonzilqointec asked.
"Well we've managed to obtain a sample of what we believe to be the blood of Christ, a tooth that we believe belonged to Buddha, the foreskin that belonged to King David and the asshole of Islam's founder Mohammed. We're going to combine these with the DNA of a giant snake and see what the end result will be," Set grinned.
"Sounds like a potential guest that Oprah would rave about on her TV program," Amadeus whispered to Renfield.
"O Brave New World," Qonzilqointec walked out on to the balcony of the Set Enterprises Tower in London and lay across it, "that has such wonders in it."
"O Brave New World that has such wonders in it."
Amadeus Emanon could feel an erection coming on.
Renfield could feel a yawn coming on.
He hadn't been getting much sleep lately. The shapeshifting hamster had only just returned from Russia where he had been secretly filming Russian President Vladimir Putin in various porno movie and Kama Sutra positions with his new 20-something girlfriend.
The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was escorting Princess Qonzilqointec around his laboratory where he was showing off the various human-animal hybrid creations that his company Set Enterprises was working on.
The human-animal hybrids were part of a project that Set was working on called Project Chimera.
"This is our cow-woman," Set pointed to the creature that was part cow and part human female.
"She bears a remarkable resemblance to Hillary Rodham Clinton," Qonzilqointec noted.
"Indeed," Set agreed.
"And this is our ape-man," Set pointed to the creature that was part male gorilla and part male human.
"He could pass for the lead guitarist in a Heavy Metal band," Qonzilqointec smiled.
"That's true," Set nodded, "in fact Renfield's been teaching him how to play electric guitar."
"I didn't know you knew how to play electric guitar," Amadeus turned to Renfield.
"I don't," Renfield answered, "but neither do most Heavy Metal guitarists."
"So what are you ultimately working on?" Qonzilqointec asked.
"Well we've managed to obtain a sample of what we believe to be the blood of Christ, a tooth that we believe belonged to Buddha, the foreskin that belonged to King David and the asshole of Islam's founder Mohammed. We're going to combine these with the DNA of a giant snake and see what the end result will be," Set grinned.
"Sounds like a potential guest that Oprah would rave about on her TV program," Amadeus whispered to Renfield.
"O Brave New World," Qonzilqointec walked out on to the balcony of the Set Enterprises Tower in London and lay across it, "that has such wonders in it."
"O Brave New World that has such wonders in it."
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