Anushka Arundathi

This was a room in the Lincoln Memorial that Dracul Van Helsing couldn't recall having seen before and on the throne in the middle of the room sat the Hindu vampiress Anushka Arundathi.

"Greetings, Van Helsing," Anushka smiled.

"Anushka Arundathi," Dracul acknowledged, "I've heard of you. What brings you from India to Washington D.C.?".

"I'm here for Barack Obama's Inauguration," Anushka replied, "Like everyone else."

"Yes, millions of people are here for the Inauguration," Dracul stated, "and there seem to be thousands of vampires here as well."

"There were," Anushka smiled, "but you and Hyung Grace Kwan have killed a number of them off."

"Only those vampiric Undead who don't show the proper respect and etiquette towards mortals," Dracul held to his Crossbow.

"Yes," Anushka smiled, "I also understand vampiresses who are incredibly sexy don't have to worry about being slain by you either."

"Well..." Dracul couldn't think of anything to say.

"The cat (woman) got your tongue," Anushka laughed.


"The cat (woman) got your tongue?"

"The cat woman didn't get my tongue," said Dracul, "but she got dozens of others including National Enquirer reporter
Floyd Hardscotch."

"Yes, I've heard Sekhmet's on the warpath again," Anushka stood up.

"Yes, I wonder what's gotten into her?" Dracul pondered the question.

"Well, nothing's gotten into me for quite a while," Anushka sighed.

"That seems a pity," Dracul went over and kissed her passionately on the lips.

Soon Dracul Van Helsing vampire hunter and Anushka Arundathi vampiress were making love on the floor of the Lincoln Memorial while outside on the steps country singer Garth Brooks sang for the Obama pre-Inauguration concert, "But then I'd have missed the dance..."


Once again the face of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set materialized in the house where the shapeshifting lioness vampiress of ancient Egypt Sekhmet was staying and there under Set's hypnotic spell, he ordered her to walk the streets of D.C. again in search of blood.