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Friday, January 16, 2009

Sekhmet In Washington DC

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"I must go, Dracul Van Helsing."

With those words, the mysterious woman vanished.

Dracul Van Helsing the world famous vampire hunter was out walking the streets of Washington DC to clear the streets of the city of vampires prior to Barack Obama's Inauguration next Tuesday.

Dracul Van Helsing had noticed the mysterious woman sitting there on the park bench.

When he approached her, she vanished.

"Good evening, Mr. Van Helsing," he heard a voice behind him.

He turned.

It was Floyd Hardscotch a reporter for the National Enquirer.

"Looking for more vampire pictures, Floyd?" Dracul asked.

"Of course," Floyd grinned, "although I'm looking even more for signs of a lion-headed woman said to be walking the streets of Washington DC."

"Lion-headed woman?" Dracul wondered if Hardscotch had been into the hard scotch.

"Yes," Hardscotch nodded, "there are reports that a beautiful woman walks the streets of Washington and when men seek to go to bed with her, she accepts. But when they get into the bedroom, she turns into a lion and rips their heads off and then sucks their blood."

"Intriguing," Dracul said.

He now knew who the woman on the park bench was.

He recognized her as the shape-shifting Egyptian vampiress Sekhmet who had been worshipped as a lion-headed goddess by the ancient Egyptians.

"Well, you better be careful then," Dracul took his crossbow and his Holy Water dipped silver arrows and continued walking down the street.

Floyd Hardscotch returned to his hotel room.

As he entered, he was pleased to discover the young girl he had picked up in the hotel lounge earlier that night was still waiting for him.


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How like a cat she looked, Floyd Hardscotch thought.

Due to the excessive party atmosphere in the hotel as people celebrated the upcoming Obama Inauguration, no one heard
Floyd Hardscotch's screams.

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