Communist Vampires In Washington DC
Lev Tomi, secretary-general of the UN Secretariat on the Environment and Climate Change was in Washington D.C.
Ready for the inauguration of U.S. President-elect Barack Obama.
Tomi (who in his unvampiric mortal life had been Leon Trotsky) was aware there were other Communist vampires in Washington D.C. for the Obama inaugural.
That is until he received a message on his cell phone that they had just been knocked off by Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan.
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec advised Tomi to immediately leave town so he did.
Tomi turned into a bat and took off.
He flew past the Lincoln memorial where New Hampshire's sodomite Episcopalian Bishop Vicki Gene Robinson was busy praying to the Canaanite demon god Moloch.
Saddleback pastor Rick Warren (who had been dubbed by World Trivia champion Jack Morrow as Brokeback pastor) was explaining to a Muslim how Christ and Buddha were one and the same entity.
Dracul Van Helsing who was aware of the pagan apostates gathering in Washington D.C. knew these people were more dangerous than Communist vampires.
However it was illegal to kill mortals so these apostates moved about unmolested by vampire hunters and vampire hunteresses.
South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan had dyed her hair blonde for the Barack Obama Inauguration.
Ready for the inauguration of U.S. President-elect Barack Obama.
Tomi (who in his unvampiric mortal life had been Leon Trotsky) was aware there were other Communist vampires in Washington D.C. for the Obama inaugural.
That is until he received a message on his cell phone that they had just been knocked off by Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan.
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec advised Tomi to immediately leave town so he did.
Tomi turned into a bat and took off.
He flew past the Lincoln memorial where New Hampshire's sodomite Episcopalian Bishop Vicki Gene Robinson was busy praying to the Canaanite demon god Moloch.
Saddleback pastor Rick Warren (who had been dubbed by World Trivia champion Jack Morrow as Brokeback pastor) was explaining to a Muslim how Christ and Buddha were one and the same entity.
Dracul Van Helsing who was aware of the pagan apostates gathering in Washington D.C. knew these people were more dangerous than Communist vampires.
However it was illegal to kill mortals so these apostates moved about unmolested by vampire hunters and vampire hunteresses.
South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan had dyed her hair blonde for the Barack Obama Inauguration.
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