Godzilla Mayasaki's Dream Comes True

The Hindu Goddess Kali disguised as a Hollywood blonde started a fire on the Universal Studios movie set.




Japanese film director Godzilla Mayasaki and his secretary watched as the Universal Films Studios burned.


India's top vampire huntress Lakhlita Dhapour rode to the rescue


Almost a month ago Japanese movie director Godzilla Mayasaki who now lived and worked in Hollywood had had a dream.

No it wasn't a dream like Martin Luther King's where the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners lived together in peace and harmony.

It was a dream where the multipled armed Hindu goddess Kali had bleached her hair peroxide blonde and was running around strangling everybody on the Universal Studios set where Mayasaki was trying to shoot a film.

Now of course the dream wasn't totally prophetic.

For example on that Sunday, June 1st, 2008 the multiple armed Hindu goddess Kali had indeed bleached her hair peroxide blonde but she wasn't strangling anyone. Instead she started a fire on the set.


The Hindu Goddess Kali as a peroxide blonde started a fire on the set where Godzilla Mayasaki was shooting a movie for Universal Studios.

There was another partial prophetic aspect to the dream.

There was strangling on the set but it wasn't being done by Kali.

It was being done by Godzilla Mayasaki.

And it was being done to one Harry Woo.

Harry informed everyone after a total day's shooting that he had apparently forgotten to put film in the camera.

Godzilla's strangling of Harry Woo was ultimately postponed by the fire of Kali breaking out on the set- a day that Harry's boss at Health Canada described as "a day that shall live in infamy".


Godzilla Mayasaki and his peroxide redheaded Cambodian-American secretary from Fresno, California watch the set to The Armenian Phrenologist vs. Jack The Ripper go up in flames.


In the meantime, Harry Woo had stumbled across the movie set's arsonist the Hindu vampiress Kali the Hindu goddess of destruction and was asking annoying questions like "Oh, how many arms do you have anyways?" and "oh, you tell me- I can't count that high" and "oh, how much do you spend a month on underarm deodorant anyways?".

The Hindu vampiress Kali was just about to strangle Harry Woo herself when India's top vampire huntress Lakhlita Dhapour rode to the rescue.


Lakhlita Dhapour rides to the rescue