Princess Qonzilqointec On Saint Dunstan's Day

Aztec vampire Princess Qonzilqointec enjoying sun's rays in London's Saint James' Park

Thanks to a special sunscreen lotion developed for her by the Kremlin's East German Stasi scientist Comrade Nicht Werhoffen, Princess Qonzilqointec was now able to enjoy the sun's rays without being fried to a crisp like would happen to most vampiresses.

Dracul Van Helsing saw the lovely Aztec vampiress sitting on the bench and approached her.

Qonzilqointec leapt off the bench in her spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes and went running into Dracul's arms where she showered him with passionate kisses.

Passionate kisses that Dracul returned.

Earlier this month Dracul had rescued Qonzilqointec from an insidious plot by Stalinist hag Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton to bump off the breathtakingly lovely Aztec vampiress.

"I heard you were in America awhile on the lookout for the Hindu vampiress Kali the Hindu goddess of destruction," Qonzilqointec spoke between kisses.

"Yes, but after a meeting she had with California Gov. Arnold Schwarzeneggar," Dracul replied between kisses, "she seems to have disappeared again. When I heard you were in London, I flew over here."

"Come, Dracul," she grabbed his hand and they went for a walk through the park.

They soon came upon the sight of a fellow dressed in Anglican bishop's robes who was laying face forward on a prayer mat with his episcopal rear end sticking up in the air.

The bishop was praying in the direction of Mecca.

"I wonder who that is?" Qonzilqointec was inquisitive.

"I believe that's Rowan Williams the Anglican ArchDruid of Canterbury," Dracul replied, "the one who called for the imposition of sharia law in Britain earlier this year."

"Oh yes," Qonzilqointec said, "he must be very ecumenical. I heard this morning on BBC News that he said a Roman Catholic Mass For the Dead for the Arian heretic Arius yesterday on Trinity Sunday."

"And today is May 19th, the Feast of Saint Dunstan an Archbishop of Canterbury who was martyred for his Christian faith back in 988 AD," Dracul remarked, "how times have changed. These days you wouldn't catch an Anglican Archbishop of Canterbury dead in wanting to be martyred for the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Christian Faith."

Dracul booted the Archdruid of Canterbury in his episcopal rear end as he and Qonzilqointec walked by.

This sent the Archdruid of Canterbury flying into the lake where he was immediately attacked by a flock of angry geese.

The Archdruid's cries of all being brothers and sisters under the divine maternity of Mother Earth Gaia went totally unheeded by the attacking honking angry geese.


Princess Qonzilqointec on Saint Dunstan's Day