Renfield Interrogates For Scotland Yard
Renfield the shapeshifting hamster chief of security for the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had done some freelance interrogation work before.
Last fall he had done some interrogation on behalf of the Pakistani government to find the assasins of Benazir Bhutto.
Back in late March and early April he had done some interrogation work for the CIA down in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
Now Inspector Depp of Scotland Yard had asked him to interrogate a suspect.
The man a Muslim terrorist had worked as a baggage handler at Heathrow Airport's new terminal.
So Renfield had two reasons to have a go at the man.
One, he was being paid by Scotland Yard to do so.
And two, Renfield had had his luggage lost at Heathrow Airport's new terminal last month while flying to Russia (where he had filmed a porno movie for his billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire employer Set of outgoing Russian President Vladimir Putin cavorting in various positions with his new twenty something girlfriend).
It was suspected that the Muslim terrorist suspect was going to plant bombs in the luggage he was handling.
Scotland Yard was most anxious to discover who the man's confederates were in the plot.
So far the suspect wasn't talking.
"We have only 72 hours to hold him- to either charge him or let him go," Inspector Depp explained to Renfield.
"Don't worry, I'll get him to talk," Renfield assured Inspector Depp.
Into the interrogation room Renfield went with a lunch bucket filled with his favourite sandwiches- tuna fish and mermaid-
as well as a suitcase full of his interrogation instruments.
The suspect turned pale when he saw Renfield open the suitcase full of interrogation instruments as Renfield cheerfully whistled the song Whistle While You Work.
Renfield handcuffed the suspect to the back of the chair and put the man's right leg up on the table.
He then grabbed a fairly good lumberjack's saw.
"Now I'm going to do this without the use of anesthetic so this may hurt somewhat," Renfield smiled and proceeded to start sawing off the man's leg.
The man started screaming as Renfield started to sing, "Waltzing Mathilda... Waltzing Mathilda... you'll come a Waltzing Mathilda with me...."
To be continued.
Last fall he had done some interrogation on behalf of the Pakistani government to find the assasins of Benazir Bhutto.
Back in late March and early April he had done some interrogation work for the CIA down in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
Now Inspector Depp of Scotland Yard had asked him to interrogate a suspect.
The man a Muslim terrorist had worked as a baggage handler at Heathrow Airport's new terminal.
So Renfield had two reasons to have a go at the man.
One, he was being paid by Scotland Yard to do so.
And two, Renfield had had his luggage lost at Heathrow Airport's new terminal last month while flying to Russia (where he had filmed a porno movie for his billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire employer Set of outgoing Russian President Vladimir Putin cavorting in various positions with his new twenty something girlfriend).
It was suspected that the Muslim terrorist suspect was going to plant bombs in the luggage he was handling.
Scotland Yard was most anxious to discover who the man's confederates were in the plot.
So far the suspect wasn't talking.
"We have only 72 hours to hold him- to either charge him or let him go," Inspector Depp explained to Renfield.
"Don't worry, I'll get him to talk," Renfield assured Inspector Depp.
Into the interrogation room Renfield went with a lunch bucket filled with his favourite sandwiches- tuna fish and mermaid-
as well as a suitcase full of his interrogation instruments.
The suspect turned pale when he saw Renfield open the suitcase full of interrogation instruments as Renfield cheerfully whistled the song Whistle While You Work.
Renfield handcuffed the suspect to the back of the chair and put the man's right leg up on the table.
He then grabbed a fairly good lumberjack's saw.
"Now I'm going to do this without the use of anesthetic so this may hurt somewhat," Renfield smiled and proceeded to start sawing off the man's leg.
The man started screaming as Renfield started to sing, "Waltzing Mathilda... Waltzing Mathilda... you'll come a Waltzing Mathilda with me...."
To be continued.
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