Godzilla Mayasaki's Dream

Godzilla Mayasaki wasn't your typical Hollywood director.

For starters, he was Japanese right from Tokyo.

His father Sajiwa Mayasaki had been a big fan of Japanese monster movies which explained his eldest son's name.

Godzilla Mayasaki had been a successful maker of horror movies in Japan.

He would have probably continued to make movies in Japan if he hadn't been caught by Tokyo newspaper photographers in a compromising position over the knee of Japanese dominatrix Mitsuki Otohime.

Sony Pictures immediately cancelled his contract.

So Godzilla Mayasaki came to Hollywood and was immediately hailed by the Hollywood crowd as one of their own.

Particularly after he was photographed snorting crack cocaine with Britney Spears and driving into a Beverly Hills lamp post with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton sitting on his lap.

This evening Godzilla Mayasaki sat fast asleep in his hot tub.

He was dreaming that he was in the Kremlin and Russian President Vladimir Putin was looking out the window of his office when President Putin suddenly shouted, "Oh merde."

Godzilla Mayasaki had heard that President Putin spoke several languages including French.

What President Putin saw he wasn't sure as Godzilla Mayasaki suddenly switched spatial and temporal dimensions in his dream.

He dreamed that he was shooting a movie with a very attractive rising young blonde starlet when suddenly the very attractive rising young blonde starlet started sprouting arms like the Hindu goddess Kali and went around strangling everyone on the set.



The Hindu Goddess Kali as a Hollywood blonde.