The Angel In The Whirlwind and Tornadoes
The woman was dressed in a blue sari mini dress, black silk nylons and blue spiked stiletto heels.
She was Lakhlita Dhapour India's top vampire huntress.
And she was surveying the damage done by one of the over 600 tornadoes that had struck the US this year.
"You are saying a vampiress is behind this destruction?" Lakhlita asked Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing who was also surveying the damage.
"A supervampiress," Dracul Van Helsing answered, "just like there are super delegates who will play an all important role at the US Democratic National Convention in Colorado in August, so there are supervampires and supervampiresses who have played an all important role throughout the history of the world."
"And we're only noticing these supervampires and supervampiresses now?" Lakhlita asked.
"The super vampires and super vampiresses were worshipped as the gods and goddesses of the ancient world- a lot of them," Dracul Van Helsing explained, "the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set who now lives in London was worshipped as the god of the desert by the ancient Egyptians. His sister-in-law Isis was considered queen of the gods while his brother Osiris was considered the king of the Egyptian pantheon and the god of the underworld. Super vampires and super vampiresses all of them."
"So why have I been summoned to the US from my home country?" Lakhlita asked.
"Because this damage was done by an Indian super vampiress," Dracul replied.
"Was this super vampiress from my homeland also worshipped as a goddess?" Lakhlita inquired.
"Indeed," Dracul nodded, "she's the super vampiress Kali worshipped by your countrymen for millenia as the goddess Kali the Hindu goddess of death and destruction."
"Wow," Lakhlita responded.
"She's also the angel in the whirlwind that George Dubya Bush hinted at in his first inaugural address of January 20th, 2001," Dracul added, "although Bush Junior neglected to mention that it was a fallen angel who's in the whirlwind directing this storm."
To be continued.
She was Lakhlita Dhapour India's top vampire huntress.
And she was surveying the damage done by one of the over 600 tornadoes that had struck the US this year.
"You are saying a vampiress is behind this destruction?" Lakhlita asked Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing who was also surveying the damage.
"A supervampiress," Dracul Van Helsing answered, "just like there are super delegates who will play an all important role at the US Democratic National Convention in Colorado in August, so there are supervampires and supervampiresses who have played an all important role throughout the history of the world."
"And we're only noticing these supervampires and supervampiresses now?" Lakhlita asked.
"The super vampires and super vampiresses were worshipped as the gods and goddesses of the ancient world- a lot of them," Dracul Van Helsing explained, "the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set who now lives in London was worshipped as the god of the desert by the ancient Egyptians. His sister-in-law Isis was considered queen of the gods while his brother Osiris was considered the king of the Egyptian pantheon and the god of the underworld. Super vampires and super vampiresses all of them."
"So why have I been summoned to the US from my home country?" Lakhlita asked.
"Because this damage was done by an Indian super vampiress," Dracul replied.
"Was this super vampiress from my homeland also worshipped as a goddess?" Lakhlita inquired.
"Indeed," Dracul nodded, "she's the super vampiress Kali worshipped by your countrymen for millenia as the goddess Kali the Hindu goddess of death and destruction."
"Wow," Lakhlita responded.
"She's also the angel in the whirlwind that George Dubya Bush hinted at in his first inaugural address of January 20th, 2001," Dracul added, "although Bush Junior neglected to mention that it was a fallen angel who's in the whirlwind directing this storm."
To be continued.
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