Qonzilqointec Hanging Around

The Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec about to be hanged by a silver rope

The Aztec vampire Princess Qonzilqointec stood there courageously on the hangman's platform.

She was about to be hung by a silver rope- a hangman's rope made out of silver could kill vampires (and vampiresses!).

A French theatrical troupe touring in Mexico acting out The Hunchback of Notre Dame had been hired by New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton to track Qonzilqointec down and hang her with a hangman's rope made out of silver on their Hunchback of Notre Dame medieval Paris looking set.

Sen. Clinton was furious when she heard that Qonzilqointec was behind a plot to have Al Gore drafted as the nominee at the Democratic National Convention in August.

That was when Sen. Clinton ordered the hanging.

The hooded executioner stood behind Princess Qonzilqointec.

That was when it dawned on the Aztec vampire princess that she was never going to make it to her 700th birthday.

Suddenly shots rang out in the air and vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing came swinging down on a rope on to the platform.

As soon as the French troupe heard the shots- being French- their hands immediately rose into the air and the hooded executioner pulled a white flag out of his pocket and started waving the white flag of surrender.

"Back," Dracul held the gun on the Frenchmen with one hand and used a knife to cut loose Qonzilqointec's ropes with the other.

"Dracul," the Aztec vampire princess kissed the vampire hunter passionately on the lips.

Dracul kissed her back. And soon vampire hunter and vampire princess were making love on the hangman's platform as the French troupe ran off into the Mexican sunset. Their hands still held above their heads.

Meanwhile at a speech in West Virginia, former US President Bill Clinton told Democratic voters, "And it's a known fact that a known Barack Obama supporter Dracul Van Helsing who's supposed to be a slayer of vampires rescued the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec from certain death. This gives you some idea of the type of people who are supporting Barack Obama..."


The Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec: Rescued by Dracul Van Helsing a known Barack Obama supporter.