Heathcliff Dionysus Campbell In Oregon
Sunday night in Florence, Oregon.
Former presidential candidate Heathcliff Dionysus Campbell had spent the past week in Oregon campaigning for Barack Obama for this coming Tuesday's Democratic primary in Oregon.
Now he was in the town of Florence, Oregon where he had just been given a t-shirt that said, Paris, London, Rome... Florence, Oregon.
His Siamese cat Oysterella had just been given a tiny sweater that said the same thing.
"I'd like to thank the people of Florence, Oregon very much for this great honour," Heathcliff said as he ate his seafood dinner of crab, lobster, scallops, oysters, shrimps, fish and clam chowder soup with dinner rolls and pumpkin pie for dessert plus tea all of which came to the grand total of $3.95 US, "and I know Oysterealla is still enjoying her dinner as well..."
The townspeople of Florence broke into cheers.
"I was just remarking to Oysterella the other day," Heathcliff finished his pumpkin pie, "that the people of Oregon seem to be much more intelligent than the people of California. Californians have already shown how brainless they are by voting for that hag Hillary Clinton back on the Super Tuesday primary. Now Oregonians have the opportunity to show their superior IQs to Californians by going out and voting for Barack Obama this coming Tuesday..."
The people of Florence broke into cheers.
When Oysterella had finished her seafood dinner, she then purred contentedly.
To be continued.
Former presidential candidate Heathcliff Dionysus Campbell had spent the past week in Oregon campaigning for Barack Obama for this coming Tuesday's Democratic primary in Oregon.
Now he was in the town of Florence, Oregon where he had just been given a t-shirt that said, Paris, London, Rome... Florence, Oregon.
His Siamese cat Oysterella had just been given a tiny sweater that said the same thing.
"I'd like to thank the people of Florence, Oregon very much for this great honour," Heathcliff said as he ate his seafood dinner of crab, lobster, scallops, oysters, shrimps, fish and clam chowder soup with dinner rolls and pumpkin pie for dessert plus tea all of which came to the grand total of $3.95 US, "and I know Oysterealla is still enjoying her dinner as well..."
The townspeople of Florence broke into cheers.
"I was just remarking to Oysterella the other day," Heathcliff finished his pumpkin pie, "that the people of Oregon seem to be much more intelligent than the people of California. Californians have already shown how brainless they are by voting for that hag Hillary Clinton back on the Super Tuesday primary. Now Oregonians have the opportunity to show their superior IQs to Californians by going out and voting for Barack Obama this coming Tuesday..."
The people of Florence broke into cheers.
When Oysterella had finished her seafood dinner, she then purred contentedly.
To be continued.
posted by Christopher @ 9:45 PM
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