May 13th- Kali and The Governor of Kali-fornia

The date was May 13th, 2008.

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzeneggar's phone was ringing.

The governor answered, "Hello?".

It was movie maker Godzilla Mayasaki asking if the Governor would make a cameo appearance in his next movie.

"Sure," Arnie said and put down the phone.

All of a sudden Arnie heard a commotion from the next room.

Arnie opened the door and...


The Hindu Goddess Kali beckoned: Come fire walk with me.

"WTF?" Arnie closed the door.

Then Arnie noticed a statue on his desk that he had never noticed before:


Statue of the Hindu Goddess Kali


He then noticed the coloured comics section of the newspaper on his chair with the following comic strip picture:


Kali as comic strip heroine


Perturbed the Governor went over to look at his mail and noticed the following picture on a stamp:

Kali on a postage stamp


Suddenly he looked over at the wall painting in his office and noticed that the painting of George W. Bush riding a buffalo was gone and was replaced by this:

Painting of Goddess Kali

The governor then went to the cabinet below the painting and picked up his doodle pad when he suddenly noticed the following doodle that he must have subconsciously sketched:



Doodle of the Goddess Kali


Arnold decided that he really needed to have a good bowel movement so he opened the bathroom door where he was greeted by the following wax effigies:


Effigies of Kali & Associates


The Terminator decided that maybe he better go lay down and rest for a while.

When he opened his bedroom door, he noticed the following picture on his bed sheet:


The Hindu Goddess Kali dancing over a severed head.

The phone rang in the bedroom.

Arnie went over to pick it up.

It was the voice of his secretary.

"Governor," his secretary spoke, "Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is on the line..."

To be continued,