Isis In Washington D.C.

There sitting in his hotel room was the Egyptian vampiress Isis.

Dracul Van Helsing was glad the South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan wasn't here.

She'd be ticked to know that a vampiress was in the hotel room.

Fortunately for Dracul, South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan was riding in the Inaugural train with the party of U.S. President-elect Barack Obama. She was insuring that the Abe Lincoln Presidential Express train wasn't attacked by vampires.

"Hello Dracul," Isis smiled.

"Hello Isis," Dracul replied, "Long time no see."

"I suppose you know Sekhmet's in town," Isis flung back her hair.

"Yes, I saw her last night," Dracul nodded, "and unfortunately for National Enquirer reporter Floyd Hardscotch, he saw her as well."

"Hardscotch was an ass and he paid the price," Isis shrugged.

"Dick Cheney better watch out if Sekhmet's going after asses then," Dracul noted.

Isis laughed.

Then she crossed her legs, "So are you going after Sekhmet then?".

She glanced in the direction of Dracul Van Helsing's crossbow that fired Holy Water blessed silver arrows.

"Sekhmet seems to be on a bloodlust hunt," Dracul said, "and vampire hunters are sworn to protect mortals from the vampiric Undead."

"But Sekhmet is a friend of mine," Isis frowned.

"I know," Dracul replied, "that's why I didn't fire an arrow at her last night."

"I hear one of your arrows accidently shot Episcopal Bishop Vicki Gene Robinson in the butt," Isis laughed.

"Yes, he was screaming about a pain in the ass and a burning sensation," Dracul recalled, "probably the first time His Episcopal Fruitiness complained about having a pain and a burning sensation in the ass. I'd be inclined to think he'd usually enjoy that sort of thing."

"It was probably the Holy Water that got to him," Isis said, "he probably couldn't stand that."

"Yes, Holy Water and a prayer invoking Jesus' Name seems to give the bishop an agony he doesn't really enjoy," Dracul agreed.

"So you're going after Sekhmet?" Isis asked again.

"Well, if you can stop her from further attacks, I won't," Dracul sat down in a chair across from Isis, "why are there so many Egyptian deities in town anyway?".

"Osiris will be visiting the day of the Inauguration," Isis answered.

"Really, I thought the planetary conjunctions you Egyptian ancients follow didn't allow for his coming to Earth again until 2012," Dracul was surprised at this bit of news.

The Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl wasn't returning until 2012 as well.

That's why there was a battle going on between Isis and the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec.

Isis wanted herself and her husband Osiris to rule the one world government that was prophecied for the year 2012 while Princess Qonzilqointec wanted herself and her stepfather Quetzalcoatl to rule the world.

The vampire Osiris was currently confined by celestial forces to the star Sirius while Quetzalcoatl was confined to Saturn's moon Titan.

"What will Osiris be doing in Washington D.C. at Obama's Inauguration?" Dracul asked.

"That's between Osiris and myself," Isis smiled.

"I imagine your evil brother also brother-in-law being one and the same entity, Set is also in town," Dracul walked over to the window and closed it.

The window came down on the fingers of Renfield R. Renfield the evil shapeshifting hamster who was Chief of Security and Intelligence for the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Renfield let out a piercing scream and fell off the ledge.

He landed on the balcony below where Amadeus Emanon the genetically cloned (cloned from the DNA of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Charles Manson and British actor Alan Rickman) personal concert pianist to Set was having an ice cream cone.

"Did you find out what you were looking for?" Amadeus licked a falling snowflake off the ice cream.

"Isis is here and so is Sekhmet," Renfield answered.

"What about Osiris?" Amadeus engulfed the ice cream as the wind blew snow around him, "I think Boss wanted to know when Osiris is coming."

"He'll be right here on Inauguration Day," Renfield grinned wickedly.

Meanwhile in the hotel room above Renfield and Amadeus, with plenty of time to kill, Isis made out with Dracul Van Helsing.



After making love to Dracul Van Helsing, Isis then went and performed at one of the weekend gala concerts in Washington D.C. in honour of Barack Obama's Inauguration.