Isis and Dracul Van Helsing In Paris

Dracul Van Helsing had gone to Paris this past weekend to make contact with the Egyptian vampiress Isis to discuss how to deal with a mutual enemy of both of them- the London based ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Dracul Van Helsing's first stop was the Neo-Moulin Rouge Nightclub in Paris where the vampiress Isis (who was also a songstress and singer) had just won the Parisienne Idol contest.



Egyptian vampiress Isis wins Parisienne Idol contest:
Behind her on viewer's right is the blonde Greco-Roman
vampiress Diana Artemis






Isis: "I'd like to thank all those who have helped me reach this point
in my life but I better not because then my acceptance speech would
last an eternity."






Isis: "Osiris bless you all."






"What utter blasphemy!" a Muslim jihadi suicide bomber sitting in the audience thought to himself when he reached to push the button on his jacket and realized he had left his explosive belt outside in the car.

Mohammed Abadon rushed outside to retrieve his explosive belt when he suddenly noticed his yellow Volkswagen being towed away for illegal parking by a Paris gendarme.

"Shit!" Abadon started running after the tow truck when he slipped on a rubber ducky that had been accidently dropped on the street by Britain's Rowan Atkinson (aka Mr. Bean) who had been attending the Parisienne Idol performance.

Mr. Abadon fell and cracked his head.

That was the end of Mr. Abadon.

Later when the ambulance arrived, a distraught looking Mr. Bean left the Neo-Moulin Rouge nightclub in great despair when suddenly his face lit up with joy as the stretcher wheeled the late Mr. Abadon into the waiting ambulance.

"Look Teddy, there's Ducky," Mr. Bean rushed to pick up the rubber duck and then marched down the boulevard with Teddy in one arm and Ducky in the other.


In the meantime Dracul Van Helsing located Isis on the outdoor terrace of a Napoleon III era Parisienne apartment building:

Isis: "I bet you'd like a spanking wouldn't you, Dracul Van Helsing?"
So Isis gave Dracul a spanking on the spot and then after 3 hours of passionate lovemaking, they got around to discussing what should be done about the vampire Set.

To be continued.