Qonzilqointec: Vampire Princess of the Aztecs

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

The Nile Turns To Blood... Again

Bjorn Admunssen was not a Swedish citizen.

He was American.

A CIA operative in Cairo.

And this evening he was sailing down the Nile.

Not for pleasure.

But due to a strange phenomenon that had been reported only hours ago.

The waters of the Nile had turned to blood.

Like in Biblical times.

As the boat sailed down the Nile, Bjorn thought to himself, "What's causing this?".

"Bjorn Admunssen?" a voice called from behind him.

Bjorn turned and there stood the pirate Captain Cobra with his crocodile head and serpent's tongue.

"What the Hell are you?" Bjorn pulled out his gun.

"You will soon find out," Cobra knocked the gun out of Bjorn's hand and proceeded to cut open the man's stomach.

As Bjorn lay dying, Captain Cobra knelt down beside the CIA agent and whispered, "By the way did you know your President's grandfather Prescott Bush was involved in a plot to overthrow FDR in 1933 and establish a Fascist government in America? Looks like the grandson is succeeding where the grandfather failed."

Bjorn tried to speak...

"I'm not lying," Cobra smiled, "this I know for BBC Radio 4 tells me so."

Bjorn died.

"And your own Hell will be wondering what sort of government you were serving in the last years of your mortal life," Cobra pushed Bjorn's body into the Nile River.

BBC Radio 4 July 23rd, 2007 reported that Prescott Bush had been involved in a plot by powerful American businessmen to overthrow FDR and establish a Fascist government in America.

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