July Missile Crisis?

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown waved off questions from the British press about Moscow's tit-for-tat expulsion of 4 British diplomats in Moscow.

There were other matters that the British press and British public did not know about.

There was the continued business of MI6 agent Millo Wilson being held hostage by Russian FSB vampiress Svetlana Kireeva.

And last night the RAF had to scramble as Russian bomber jets flew over Scotland.

Why Scotland?

Because Scotland was the home of new British Prime Minister Gordon Brown.

Just as the serpent Imam Mahdi's Muslim terrorist scumbags were including Glasgow in their series of potential Mohammedan terrorist strikes, so was Russia's neo-Stalinist President Vladimir Putin sending potentially lethal things against Scotland as well.

Putin was playing hardball with Brown and everyone knew it.

Earlier this week, Putin had pulled out of the 1990 Conventional Forces in Europe Treaty.

So what else was Putin up to?

Earlier this evening, Cuban President Fidel Castro had received a strange communique from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, "Where you failed, I shall succeed."

Fidel put down his reading glasses.

What did Comrade Hugo possibly mean by that?

Meanwhile in a remote location of Venezuelan jungle, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez had flown in to meet a group of Russian planes.

Col. Yuri Smirnoff saluted President Chavez.

"El Presidente, your nuclear missiles," the Colonel smiled.

"We are fortunate aren't we," Chavez smiled at Col. Smirnoff, "that George W. Bush is no Jack Kennedy."

To be continued.