Qonzilqointec and Dracul Van Helsing On February Groundhog Day

"You look surprised, Dracul Van Helsing," the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec seductively put her hands on her hips and gazed at her Canadian vampire hunting lover, "Are you surprised to see me dressed like this on a cool and cloudy Pennsylvania winter day?"

"No, I'm not surprised to see you dressed like that," Dracul Van Helsing calmly answered as he appreciatively took in her low-cut cream coloured blouse tank top and her short red skirt.

"So, why do you look surprised?" she smiled as she kissed him tenderly on the lips.

The Dracster kissed her back and held her in his arms, "I'm surprised that even though it's a cloudy morning here in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania- there's still sunlight even on a cloudy day and how can a vampiress- even a vampire princess such as yourself- not melt into oblivion during the daytime?".

"Being a High Priestess of Quetzalcoatl has its priviledges," she smiled, "Quetzalcoatl created a wine that allows a vampiress to drink it and become immune to the effects of the sun for up to 12 days in any given year. This is the first time I've drunk it this year. I have 11 more days to use up now during the year."

"And you picked Groundhog Day as one of your days?" Dracul kissed her again.

"Yes," she smiled at him.

Punxsutawney Phil, seer of all seers, predictor of all predictors, emerged from his burrow at Gobbler's Knob at 7:28 AM and predicted an early spring not seeing his shadow.

"An early spring," Qonzilqointec smiled and kissed Dracul again, "it is indeed springtime."

Like the groundhog on this day, Princess Qonzilqointec did not cast a shadow either.

But she had a shadow-

it was a very long shadow-

but an invisible one.



Likewise Princess Qonzilqointec
lover of Dracul Van Helsing
cast no shadow
this February 2nd.