Latest Terrorist Attack On America: Ishmael's Ram
The Saudi prince was visiting the headquarters of the ISI (Inter-Services Intelligence) in Islamabad, Pakistan. The Pakistani ISI were of course the ones who supported the Taliban's rise to power in Afghanistan. The Taliban- the same party who when in power in Kabul had named al-Qaeda's Osama bin Laden as its government's Defense Minister.
The ISI were currently supporting the Taliban insurgency in the Afghan province of Kandahar.
The ISI was also working with al-Qaeda on a new terrorist attack on America.
The name of the project was Ishmael's Ram.
Now that the project was complete, the ISI were showing the final stages of the project to the pro- al-Qaeda Saudi prince.
Col. Mukhar spoke, "And there behind the glass, your Highness, is Ishmael's Ram."
The prince looked and saw a man in a virus-resistant glass isolation chamber.
"Why is he isolated?" the prince asked.
"Your Highness," the ISI colonel explained, "this man is a carrier- he's carrying a multitude of viruses that he's been injected with- viruses resistant to any form of antibiotics known to man. This isolation chamber is not part of the lab itself. It can be taken away and put on a plane- which it shall be as soon as you finish viewing it. The isolation chamber will be put on a plane and the plane flown to a major American city- I'm not at liberty to say which one at the moment- and the isolation chamber will be unpacked from the cargo section of the plane and the man released from the isolation chamber. This man has volunteered to do this- he is the ultimate jihadi martyr- the ultimate suicide bomber- he is Ishmael's Ram- the one sacrificed to save Ishmael (the great Muslim nation). Whereas 9/11 killed thousands, this man Ishmael's Ram will kill millions by walking the streets of this city and infecting multitudes of people with the deadly viruses he's carrying."
The Saudi prince smiled.
And behind the Saudi prince, the shapeshifting figure of a golden serpent likewise smiled as it bore its fangs.
The ISI were currently supporting the Taliban insurgency in the Afghan province of Kandahar.
The ISI was also working with al-Qaeda on a new terrorist attack on America.
The name of the project was Ishmael's Ram.
Now that the project was complete, the ISI were showing the final stages of the project to the pro- al-Qaeda Saudi prince.
Col. Mukhar spoke, "And there behind the glass, your Highness, is Ishmael's Ram."
The prince looked and saw a man in a virus-resistant glass isolation chamber.
"Why is he isolated?" the prince asked.
"Your Highness," the ISI colonel explained, "this man is a carrier- he's carrying a multitude of viruses that he's been injected with- viruses resistant to any form of antibiotics known to man. This isolation chamber is not part of the lab itself. It can be taken away and put on a plane- which it shall be as soon as you finish viewing it. The isolation chamber will be put on a plane and the plane flown to a major American city- I'm not at liberty to say which one at the moment- and the isolation chamber will be unpacked from the cargo section of the plane and the man released from the isolation chamber. This man has volunteered to do this- he is the ultimate jihadi martyr- the ultimate suicide bomber- he is Ishmael's Ram- the one sacrificed to save Ishmael (the great Muslim nation). Whereas 9/11 killed thousands, this man Ishmael's Ram will kill millions by walking the streets of this city and infecting multitudes of people with the deadly viruses he's carrying."
The Saudi prince smiled.
And behind the Saudi prince, the shapeshifting figure of a golden serpent likewise smiled as it bore its fangs.
posted by Christopher @ 3:08 PM
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