Qonzilqointec and Shilpa Shetty
That Friday night at the Davos Summit, the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec had written Tony Blair's speech on Climate Change for him at the dinner table next to him much to Dracul Van Helsing's amusement.
Blair's speech on Climate Change received a standing ovation at the Davos Summit that evening.
The speech was subject to rave reviews in the British press the next day (Saturday).
And now today- Sunday, January 28th, 2007- the Roman Catholic Feast Day of Saint Thomas Aquinas- Qonzilqointec was in London with Dracul Van Helsing attending a Sunday night concert being performed by the London Philharmonic Orchestra.
Princess Qonzilqointec at London Philharmonic
concert
While in the concert hall, she received a text e-mail on her cell phone saying that the new Secretary of the UN Secretariat on the Environment and Climate Change Lev Tomi (who was really the Russian Communist Leon Trotsky that the Princess had turned into a vampire in Mexico City back in 1940) was currently in New York City meeting with both Prince Charles and former US Vice-President Al Gore at a special awards dinner.
Behind the couple sat a winged figure- a woman with 12 arms from the Far East- she was convinced that Qonzilqointec was becoming a little too fond of Dracul Van Helsing for her own good and so this winged figure resolved to kill the irksome Canadian vampire hunter once and for all. And wouldn't her ally the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set be pleased when this Van Helsing was dead once and for all?
As the Winged Woman with 12 arms began applying a special poison black nailpolish to the tips of her long fingernails- fingernails she'd use to inject the poison in Dracul's bloodstream by clutching his throat and piercing it, a text message came in on Dracul Van Helsing's cell phone.
"Great!" Dracul smiled, "I see Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty was voted the winner of Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother Contest by the British public. Wonderful news. That will teach her racist bully fellow contestants in the Big Brother household a lesson they'll never forget. I must send an e-mail congratulating her."
"I didn't know you knew Shilpa Shetty," Qonzilqointec adjusted her lovely blue dress, "but why am I not surprised?".
The Winged Woman with 12 Arms from the Far East stood up and left.
Since Dracul admired her fellow countrywoman Shilpa Shetty, she was not going to kill him.
The Hindu vampiress Kali took one last look back at Qonzilqointec and Dracul Van Helsing before leaving the auditorium.
Qonzilqointec and Dracul Van Helsing held hands as the London Philharmonic Orchestra broke into a rendition of Beethoven's Song of Joy.
Shilpa Shetty: Winner of UK
Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother
contest
Blair's speech on Climate Change received a standing ovation at the Davos Summit that evening.
The speech was subject to rave reviews in the British press the next day (Saturday).
And now today- Sunday, January 28th, 2007- the Roman Catholic Feast Day of Saint Thomas Aquinas- Qonzilqointec was in London with Dracul Van Helsing attending a Sunday night concert being performed by the London Philharmonic Orchestra.
Princess Qonzilqointec at London Philharmonic
concert
While in the concert hall, she received a text e-mail on her cell phone saying that the new Secretary of the UN Secretariat on the Environment and Climate Change Lev Tomi (who was really the Russian Communist Leon Trotsky that the Princess had turned into a vampire in Mexico City back in 1940) was currently in New York City meeting with both Prince Charles and former US Vice-President Al Gore at a special awards dinner.
Behind the couple sat a winged figure- a woman with 12 arms from the Far East- she was convinced that Qonzilqointec was becoming a little too fond of Dracul Van Helsing for her own good and so this winged figure resolved to kill the irksome Canadian vampire hunter once and for all. And wouldn't her ally the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set be pleased when this Van Helsing was dead once and for all?
As the Winged Woman with 12 arms began applying a special poison black nailpolish to the tips of her long fingernails- fingernails she'd use to inject the poison in Dracul's bloodstream by clutching his throat and piercing it, a text message came in on Dracul Van Helsing's cell phone.
"Great!" Dracul smiled, "I see Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty was voted the winner of Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother Contest by the British public. Wonderful news. That will teach her racist bully fellow contestants in the Big Brother household a lesson they'll never forget. I must send an e-mail congratulating her."
"I didn't know you knew Shilpa Shetty," Qonzilqointec adjusted her lovely blue dress, "but why am I not surprised?".
The Winged Woman with 12 Arms from the Far East stood up and left.
Since Dracul admired her fellow countrywoman Shilpa Shetty, she was not going to kill him.
The Hindu vampiress Kali took one last look back at Qonzilqointec and Dracul Van Helsing before leaving the auditorium.
Qonzilqointec and Dracul Van Helsing held hands as the London Philharmonic Orchestra broke into a rendition of Beethoven's Song of Joy.
Shilpa Shetty: Winner of UK
Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother
contest
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