Lakhlita Dhapour and Dracul Van Helsing

Lakhlita Dhapour's red sports car wasn't going very fast after running over broken glass.

It had been a fabulous 3 days for the Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and Lakhlita Dhapour India's top vampire huntress since Dracul and Lakhlita had first met on the lawn in Saint James' Park.

Lakhlita Dhapour who was also an intelligence agent for India's intelligence agency the Cabinet Secretariat Research and Analysis Wing (RAW) had come to London to track down a shape-shifter who was working in cahoots with Pakistan's ISI (Inter-Services Intelligence).

This shape-shifter still had not been spotted in human form but in the form of a golden serpent.

It had come to the attention of RAW that this shape-shifting golden serpent had been seen making contact with the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

So RAW sent to London an agent who was also an accomplished vampire huntress Lakhlita Dhapour.

Lakhlita and Dracul had spent a lot of time sightseeing and making out.

Lakhlita then received a message from RAW Headquarters in New Delhi to her cell phone, "When are you going to get some work done?".

Dracul likewise received a message from the Athens Headquarters of the International Federation of Vampire Hunters, "when are you going to get some work done?".

So last night they had a stakeout in front of Set's colossal London home using Lakhlita's red sports car.

About 6 in the morning as Dracul was busy with his tongue in Lakhlita's mouth, Lakhlita suddenly cried out that someone was leaving the mansion.

Dracul sat back in the passenger seat and Lakhlita adjusted her short white pleated skirt before stepping on the pedal and the clutch with her high-heeled shoes as the red car followed the Rolls-Royce limousine.

"I think someone is following us," Amadeus Emanon stated as he sat alongside a golden serpent and Renfield in the comfortable back seat of the limousine.

"Now you're going to see that I use boxes of thumb tacks for more than sticking tacks into thumbs during my unauthorized interrogation sessions on behalf of Set Industries," Renfield stated as he rolled down the window and threw a box of tacks out on to the street.

"You'll also see why I never recycle," Renfield added as he thew a carton of empty beer bottles out the window.

As Amadeus, Renfield and the shapeshifting golden serpent headed off to Lambeth Palace for a meeting with Rowan Williams the Archbishop of Canterbury (whom Dracul Van Helsing called the ArchDruid of Canterbury), Lakhlita called for a tow truck on her cell phone.

Later at the garage:


Lakhlita Dhapour to Dracul Van Helsing:
"So Drac, we'll have to use your car when visiting Lovers' Lane tonight."