Hugo Chavez Turns Against The Theotokos

The Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec was shedding tears

The Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec was shedding tears in the living room of her air conditioned apartment in Mexico City.

Lev Tomi (aka the Russian Communist vampire Leon Trotsky) was shocked to see her in this state.

Tomi had dropped by to discuss the Aztec vampiress' plans to start a Draft Gore movement within the US Democratic Party.

Both Lev Tomi (in his capacity as UN Secretary of the UN Secretariat on the Environment and Climate Change) and Princess Qonzilqointec desired to see Al Gore as the next President of the United States.

What had upset the Princess was an e-mail she had received from the Office of Hugo Chavez the President of Venezuela.

Princess Qonzilqointec had been aware that the Venezuelan government of Hugo Chavez was going to take control of the Virgen de Coromoto Hospital in the Venezuelan city of Maracaibo this coming August 5th.

What she was unaware of until now was that President Chavez would be changing the name of the hospital from Virgen de Coromoto Hospital to Ernesto Che Guevara Hospital.

And not only that but President Chavez had ordered the removal of the venerated statue of Our Lady the Virgen de Coromoto from the front of the hospital.

The little Bolshevik Lt. Col. Hugo had ordered that it be replaced by a bust of the Marxist guerrilla fighter Che Guevara.

"But I thought you'd approve of Comrade Chavez's efforts to eliminate symbols of primitive superstition and replace it with symbols of the coming glowing Marxist New Age New World Order," Lev spoke softly.

"Get out," she threw the pot of steaming hot tea at him.

After the hot tea singed his beard, Tomi left the room with some degree of discomfort and agony.

Father Armand Vesuvian SJ who was Pope Benedict XVI's personal investigator of paranormal phenomena entered the Princess' apartment.

"So your child will be born in another few weeks your Highness?" the Jesuit priest spoke.

"Yes," the Princess nodded.

She had conceived the child back on Dia de los Muertos November 2nd in a night of passionate lovemaking with the Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

"And you want the child to be baptised Catholic and raised by nuns," Father Vesuvian spoke.

The princess nodded.

"And I see you're currently shedding tears over Hugo Chavez's blasphemy against Our Lady the Virgen de Coromoto who is the Patron Saint of Venezuela," Father Vesuvian noted, "and yet despite the tears you now shed for the Communist Chavez's war against the Theotokos (Mother of God), you still serve the Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl plotting to have him become the head of a One World Government in 2012. Don't you know that you can't serve both Christ and Quetzalcoatl?".

"We beg to differ," said a couple of young Mormon missionaries who had just entered the room.

To be continued.



Our Lady the Virgen de Coromoto
Patron Saint of Venezuela
whom Hugo Chavez seeks to replace with the head of a serpent in human form
the Marxist terrorist Ernesto Che Guevara