Princess Qonzilqointec on Live Earth Day 07-07-07

Princess Qonzilqointec kneels before a banner of the Aztec serpent god
Quetzalcoatl

It was July 7th, 2007. The Aztec vampire Princess Qonzilqointec was kneeling on the top of the Mayan pyramid at Chichen Itza in southeastern Mexico.

On this date 7/7/7, the pyramid at Chichen Itza had just been voted one of the 7 New Wonders of the World.

The other six selected were the Great Wall of China, the Inca city of Machu Picchu in Peru, Brazil's Statue of Christ the Redeemer, the Colosseum in Rome, the city of Petra in Jordan and the Taj Mahal in India.

Princess Qonzilqointec had received a text message from Dracul Van Helsing on her cell phone.

The text message consisted of just one sentence, "And in my opinion the 8th Wonder of the World is the Temple at Angkor Wat, Cambodia."

Qonzilqointec had to laugh.

She knew that Dracul Van Helsing the father of her child was very fond of the Temple at Angkor Wat, Cambodia.

On this date 7/7/7, she knelt in front of a banner of her spiritual father the Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl which she had placed on top of the Mayan pyramid at Chichen Itza on this special occasion.

Above the Inca city of Machu Picchu in Peru, holographic images of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and UN Environment and Climate Change Secretary Lev Tomi (really the Russian Communist vampire Leon Trotsky whom Qonzilqointec had made a vampire in 1940) were being beamed above it.

Over the Great Wall of China, a huge Red Dragon had appeared in the sky.

The Korean vampiress Kwan Yin (a distant ancestor of the South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan) was sailing through the skies in a red balloon to combat the Dragon.

Over the Jordanian city of Petra, a huge image of the Lord Maitreya and a huge image of a golden serpent had appeared.

Over the Taj Mahal in India, a huge image of Kali the Hindu goddess of destruction had appeared.

Over the Colosseum in Rome, a huge image of the Emperor Caligula riding his horse (whom he had named to the Roman Senate) had appeared.

This image of Caligula was being cast by a hologram created by Renfield the evil shape-shifting hamster who was the Chief of Security and Intelligence for the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

At the same time another image- this one of Harry Potter- was also appearing over the Colosseum in Rome. Potter's image was on one side of the colosseum while Caligula's was on the other side.

The image of Harry Potter was being cast by a hologram created by Amadeus Emanon the genetically created clone who served as the billionaire vampire Set's personal concert pianist and reluctant contract assasin.

Amadeus had created the hologram to give publicity to one of his favourite literary characters Harry Potter whose 7th and final book in J.K. Rowling's series of novels would be released on July 21st, 2007.

"What?" Renfield's jaw fell open at the TV screen shot of Rome's Colosseum, "what's an image of Harry Potter doing over the same place where I'm trying to cast an image of the Emperor Caligula?".

Amadeus who was busy operating his own controls through his mobile phone chuckled softly in the background.

Over the statue of Christ the Redeemer in the Brazilian city of Rio de Janeiro, a huge holographic image of Al Gore towered above the statue of Christ saying "Heal the planet!".

Meanwhile in movie theatres all over the globe on this day 7/7/7, a mysterious film noir looking photo of the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec suddenly appeared on movie screens and remained there for 7 minutes and 7 seconds.



This image of Princess Qonzilqointec appeared in movie theatres all over the globe
on this date 7/7/7.
The image lasted on the screen for 7 minutes and 7 seconds.


Meanwhile over in London, England as Dracul Van Helsing went to the refrigerator to help himself to a bottle of ginger beer, Hyung Grace Kwan saw the image of Al Gore appearing over the statue of Christ the Redeemer as she sat on the sofa watching events unfold across the globe on the television set in their hotel suite.

As Hyung adjusted the high-heeled shoe on her right foot, she thought to herself, "Dracul's really going to be ticked off over the fact that Al Gore's image is being placed above Christ's."


Hyung Grace Kwan: "Dracul's really going to be ticked off over the fact that Al Gore's image is being placed above Christ's."