Queen Cristina of Argentina

Following his release from Buenos Aires' Santa Cruz Hospital where he had been for a couple of weeks due to the severe beating given him by South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan, the Vampire Paparazzo Herr Balde (formerly of the Gestapo) resumed his job of stalking Argentinian President-elect Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner...



Senora Presidenta Cristina greeting supporters...



Senora Presidenta Cristina doing a belly dance routine in support of a charity event...


... the thought of Hillary Clinton performing a similar routine caused the Vampire Paparazzo Herr Balde to lose his lunch...


... upon returning from the washroom after a 24-hour period of emptying his insides, he was visually greeted by more pleasant tasks...



Senora Presidenta Cristina meeting with Russian businessmen...


Senora Presidenta Cristina meeting fellow Latin American political leaders...


and most importantly of all...



Senora Presidenta Cristina meeting Mr. Bean (aka Rowan Atkinson)


To be continued.