Cristina Fernandez and the Vampire Paparazzo

This photo of Argentinian President-elect Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner meeting with a Trinidadian politician was taken by the Vampire Paparazzo (the Nazi vampire Herr Balde formerly of the Gestapo)...




Senora Cristina gazes in the direction of the Vampire Paparazzo (Herr Balde formerly of the Gestapo) not knowing that the photographer is a vampire who was sent by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec to stalk the new Presidenta of Argentina...




Senora Presidenta meets with a group of Buenos Aires based Israeli businessmen much to the displeasure of Vampire Paparazzo Herr Balde (formerly of the Gestapo) who chokes on his deli Smoked Meat and Kosher Pickle sandwich while taking the picture...




Upon getting out of a medical clinic where the rye bread, Smoked Meat and kosher pickle were removed from his throat in an emergency operation, the Vampire Paparazzo Herr Balde (formerly of the Gestapo) follows Senora Presidenta as she walks towards a TV station...




The Vampire Paparazzo Herr Balde snaps this photo of Senora Presidenta talking to one of Argentina's leading TV interviewers when he is hit on the head by a TV camera knocked over by Harry Woo's Chinese-Argentinian fourth cousin. Harry Woo's Chinese-Argentinian cousin Juan Woo had just received a phone call on his cell phone mentioning that his cousin Harry Woo had just walked off Larry King Live...



And so going back to his hotel room to place a frozen beef steak on his head, Herr Balde lies down for a few hours. When he gets up again, he stumbles into the lobby and heads towards the outside pool deck totally oblivious to the fact he's facing two dangers:
it's daylight outside and the attractive woman he just snapped a photo of is none other than South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan who's just arrived in Buenos Aires with Dracul Van Helsing...

Hyung Grace Kwan about to deliver a warm greeting to Vampire Paparazzo Herr Balde...

Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner

And so the past month Argentina's new President-elect Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner has been meeting with diplomats...




... and fellow political leaders...




... but still has found the time to visit Argentina's lovely churches...

... which is a good thing because the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec hired a Nazi vampire (who had escaped to Argentina back in 1945) to stalk her...

To be continued.

Argentina's Radiant Senora Presidente

Argentina's President-elect Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner celebrates her Presidential election victory in Argentina last month.




Senora Cristina is now the most powerful woman in Argentina since Evita Peron.



Radiant in victory, a new day dawns for Argentina with a beautiful senora at the helm of the nation.




"Stand up and cheer, Argentina."
But not all are cheering. That night from her penthouse suite in Mexico City the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec fired an arrow at the TV set when Senora Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner won the Argentine Presidency. Here was a beautiful Latina senora who could easily influence Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. And Princess Qonzilqointec wanted to be the only beautiful Latina American woman to influence President Chavez. On the other side of the world however, Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing sent a congratulatory e-mail to Senora Cristina.