Qonzilqointec and The Comet

The Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec was on her ranch in the desert hills.

A ranch where the night sky was not blinded by the bright lights or the smog of Mexico City where she lived in her penthouse apartment.

Here on her ranch was her own astronomical observatory where she observed the stars and the planets and awaited the return of her spiritual godfather Quetzalcoatl from Saturn's moon Titan in the year 2012.

On this early March evening, as she stood in a regal gold evening dress and serpent emblazoned golden spiked stiletto high-heels, she observed the solar system in her liquid mercury reflecting telescope.

She remarked to her valet Javier, "Do you see this comet that's approaching Earth, Javier?".

"I do, your Highness," Javier bowed, "I do not recall hearing or reading about such a comet in the news."

"That's because, Javier," Qonzilqointec smiled and flashed her white glistening vampiric fangs, "this observatory of mine is the only astronomical observatory in the world that can see this comet approach."

The comet grew closer and closer to Earth with each passing second.

To be continued.

Isis and Dracul and Qonzilqointec

Isis and Dracul and Qonzilqointec


The Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing lay in his bed in his Paris hotel room.

Suddenly a mysterious and powerful breeze blew open the shuttered windows of his hotel room.

And then flying in through the windows in a lovely red dress was the Egyptian vampiress Isis.

"Dracul, darling," she embraced the vampire hunter on his bed and then took him over her knee and spanked him.

She then made wild passionate love to him.

And then she said, "The winds of change are blowing over the world more fiercely than at any point in its previous history."

And then she flew out the window.

The shutters mysteriously shut behind her.

"Well, that certainly felt great," Dracul thought to himself.

Just then another powerful breeze blew open the window.

And this time the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec flew in through the window.

She too was wearing a lovely red dress.

"Dracul, my dearest," she ran to embrace him.

Then she too took the naked Dracul over her knee and spanked him.

Then she also made wild passionate love to him.

Finally she kissed him passionately on the lips (as Isis had done before) and said, "The winds of change are blowing over the world more fiercely than at any point in its previous history."

Dracul was beginning to develop a sense of deja vu about the whole experience.

Qonzilqointec flew out the window.

The shutters mysteriously shut behind her.

And so Dracul Van Helsing vampire hunter, cum laude graduate in Philosophy and geopolitical analyst lay in bed and drifted into a deep and pleasant sleep.

Outside in the Paris night sky, the stars in the constellation Orion's belt seemed to shine more brightly than ever.

To be continued.