When In Rome Do As The Werewolves Do

At the door of Set's colossal London mansion, Renfield was signing for an extremely long package from Purolator courier.

"What's inside?" Amadeus asked while eating a chocolate eclair.

"The body of the Were-Zomb-ire," Renfield replied as he opened it.

"It's dead again?" Amadeus wiped some chocolate off his mouth.

"Yes, it got electrocuted yesterday after it tripped over a black cat and fell into a large fount of Holy Water in the Vatican garden," Renfield answered.

"I wonder how it got to Rome?" Amadeus reached into a box and helped himself to his 25th chocolate eclair of the day.

"Moloch the demon took possession of its body and then used the creature's bat wings to fly to Rome," Renfield answered.

"Wow," Amadeus looked at the body of the Were-Zomb-ire in the very long box, "when Purolator says they can deliver anything, they really mean it."

"Of course they do," Renfield laughed, "how do you think I manage to get the products grown on my cocaine field in Colombia past U.S. customs."

"Really?" Amadeus momentarily stopped eating his 25th chocolate eclair of the day.

"Really," Renfield nodded.

"Wow," Amadeus continued eating his 25th chocolate eclair of the day.

"So I wonder what the poor demon Moloch will do since his host body of the Were-Zomb-ire has died?" Renfield started to read the Last Rites from the Necronomicon over the creature's body.

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Welsh Labour MP Magog Rhys Petley was in Rome on a mission for the British government.

He was to meet a representative of the Libyan Transitional Council in Rome and sign an agreement with the new Libyan government.

Rhys Petley was also a werewolf- a malady he suffered from ever since he was bitten by the demon Rahu many months ago.

This particular variation of the lycanthropy gene he received through the bite could turn him into a werewolf at any time- not only during the full moon.

While sitting in a cybercafe in Rome and watching a YouTube video of the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec (who looked a lot like Salma Hayek) in a low-cut red evening dress administering a bare-bottom spanking to vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing who lay across her lap, Magog Rhys Petley felt himself becoming sexually aroused.

He also felt himself turning into a werewolf.

After he turned into a werewolf which seemed to empty the cybercafe for some reason sending patrons screaming out into the street, Magog also felt some strange alien force trying to take possession of his body.

To be continued.

Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec Rising

The vampire Lev Tomi looked outside his office in the UN building in New York City.

In his mortal life, he had been the Marxist revolutionary Leon Trotsky.

He had been turned into a vampire by the Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec in Mexico City on August 21st, 1940 a day after an attack by a Stalinist agent who tried to assassinate him with an ice pick.

Failure to be turned into a vampire would have resulted in his death.

Although his death was publicly announced to the world so that his enemy Josef Stalin would no longer bother him.

Today Lev Tomi was the Head of the UN Secretariat on The Environment and Climate Change.

He was also directing the Occupy Wall Street protests throughout the world on behalf of his boss the Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec.

His mind went back to a conversation he had had with then Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev back in the late 1980s.

"In order for global Communism to triumph," he had told Gorbachev, "global capitalism must triumph first. Only when extreme laissez-faire capitalism reigns everywhere on the globe will the peoples of the world realize what an inhuman system it is and will rush to willingly embrace global Communism."

At Tomi's suggestion, Gorbachev let Central and Eastern Europe go, allowed for the dismantling of the Berlin Wall and the reunification of Germany and even allowed the dissolution of the Soviet Union itself.

By the year 2000, it had looked like global capitalism had triumphed.

By the autumn of 2008, global capitalism had shown the world its inhuman face and continued to show the world its inhuman face ever since.

Now the Arab Spring, the anti-austerity bill riots in Greece and the Occupy Wall Street protests in cities all over the world would pave the way for the triumph of global Communism.

Although it is ironic Tomi reflected to himself that the coming One World Marxist-Leninist government would be headed by the exiled (currently living in exile on Saturn's moon Titan) Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl.


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Dracul Van Helsing read the quote from Leon Trotsky in the rare book store he was in, "Let there be formed a United States of Europe. When the United States of Europe is formed, then the United States of the World shall arise. And global Communism will triumph."

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec appeared before him in a red evening dress and licked her fangs and then leaned over showing her ample bosom and whispered delicately in his ear, "Tenga cuidado..."

To be continued.